Change is coming

Now is my time
Listen to my muscle memory
Contemplate what I've been clinging to

If I was in World War II

They'd call me spitfire.

The Clouds Will Part

and the sky cracks open
and God himself will reach his fucking arm through
Just to push you down
Just to hold you down.

You Told Me People Like to Suffer

You told me that's the way it is.
You said that things were getting better.
You said I should expect all this.
You think it's funny,
But what I say is true.
The reason that I live like this
Is all because of you.

The Rose has Teeth

in the mouth of the beast.

I Was a Surfer

I had a skateboard
I was so heavy, man
I lived on the strand.

God Made Man

 
but he used the monkey to do it 
apes in the plan 
we're all here to prove it 
i can walk like an ape 
talk like an ape 
do what a monkey do 
god made man 
but a monkey supplied the glue

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

show me something i can use
push the button 
connect the goddamned dots

Check Out My Chrissy Behind

it's fine all of the time

When god gives you lemons

go find a new god

But if you take out the TCP

All you have left is RESE.

Papa don't preach

I'm gonna keep my jellyfish

Don't Trust the Happy

The happy are insane.

The Art of Hitting Steel

featuring Johnny Knuckles

If I were a carpenter

I'd hammer on my piglet
I'd collect the 7 dollars
and I'd buy a big prosthetic forehead
and wear it on my real head

(everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads)

I'm happy, hope you're happy too

I've loved all I needed love.

Sordid details following.

Sometimes, I like to look at pictures of Al Yankovic

He can look like different people